Jager

Way down on the corner,I met her in a smoky little spot, .
We hooked up in the alley, by the back door of a chinese restaraunt,
Down the street from the house of blues, i left with only one shoe.
Couldn't get a name, just that she was from cali, and lost a boyfriend on the way here.
Spinning like toyride along for a joyride not paying a lick of dues
sock was soaking, zipper was busted, a little tear in my heart
Feel so bad, feel like i got used,thank god i didnt lose my wallet, just a shoe
Fumbled for the handle on the front door, fell asleep on the front porch.
Woke up completely frozen tried to lite a smoke, felt like a torch.
Never have i been so willing to go the distance than at that instant.
Never have i been so reckless with a urge,went down to bathroom to purge
Lifted the toilet seat as a token,since it had long been broken.
Out came the jager with some extra flavor general tsao chicken i think
Chinese food is good except when youve had too much too drink.